I am a very dumb person

[Hassan]

such a boring topic who cares about vanster. instead you should talk about H-A-S-S-A-N i m the most important person in your mind. its all about me. i have the most solos in all the ff maps i m the best. i m the best in everything that i do. just look my screenshoots https://steamcommunity.com/id/iLoVeMaKoAndWestersanD/screenshots/.
i take what i want because i deserve it. i dont accept any rules i do whatever i want because i deserve it.
i was born to live my life as a king i live to be the best in everything that i do. there is nothing i cant get because there is nothing i cant do

. other people only exist to serve me. praise H-A-S-S-A-N

 

[Moltard]

Isnt this the same screenshot you show off with, since 3 years ?

Still no new solo ?

So much for a pro

 

[!-ZRampagewarriorZ-!]

 

[FierceG]

Could you first introduce yourself?

 

[Glacius Verglas]

BRUH

 

[Cookie]

no one cares The Calculating God, print that screenshot and show it to your IRL friends and see if they care lmao

 

[RogerR9]

The Calculating God very bestest player at dodeing lasers : )

 

[Gee Ef Ell Mustard Race]

Finally a good thread

 

[Tom]

Finally a good thread

I would even say "Fuck Unloze, except for this thread of course"

 

[u egg]

imagine winning one of the most played map in the history of ze and bragging about it for several years

 

[Hassan]

you arent that smart right? you should look my screenshoots instead of talking nonsense. i got the most solos in all the ff maps i prooved that i m the best i was the best in all the death ze servers.

i showed it to everyone i m the best. its only me its all about me. nobody is great and has talent like me. its my right to take advantage over other people . because i m superior to them i m better than them i m special . nobody is like me i m the best.

as long as it fits my interests everything is good thats important. other people exist to serve me.

i deserve a better treatment than other people because i m special i m the best.

 

[Middy]

Until I see you do backwards solo laser win, you aren't worth fucking shit to me anymore.

 

[Creepy]

If you gonna solo westersand v7.2-v8 god stage with backwards lasers with m249 in your hands, you are real god

 

[Hassan]

Society rules dont apply to me. i am special i m better than everyone else i deserve a better treatment.

 

[Vikus Van'de'Merve]

there is nothing i cant get because there is nothing i cant do

get syphilis
also share it with everyone viewing this thread, ty

 

[Hassan]

nobody cares about your feelings its all about me. as long as i m happy everything is great. doesnt matter if youre suffering because you are not important.

its all about me only i m important. you should sacrifice yourself for me because its worth it.

 

[PHOON]

I'm physically capable of raping you, in a room where you're isolated with me only keeping you company, your screenshots won't manifest physically or metamorphose into physical obstacles that would keep me away from raping you, i would do it and enjoy every bit of it! Be scared so called god, a mere rapist can humiliate you.

 

[GHOSTIE]

:monkaS:

 

[Hassan]

i love to look into the mirror each time i see a mirror i have to look in it. because each time i realise that it is only me. i m the best i m special. nobody is great like me.

 

[TrapWHre]

I've seen The Calculating God and can confirm he is a godsend to ze.