Unloze Advice Bureau

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Unloze Advice Bureau

Welcome to the Unloze Advice Bureau. Feel free to ask for advice on your most secret problems ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ).




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[gr3atestwarri0r]

Hello Unloze Advice.

My boyfriend smeared shit in my face when i was sleeping. Is this normal?



xx

 

[UnlozeAdvice]

Yes it is perfectly normal for boyfriends to do this. In fact you should help him by licking it clean.

Hope this helps.

 

[zegawa]

Dunno why I'm sure it's The President... x)

 

[jenz]

i have criplling depression because i am addicted to memes, what should i do?

 

[UnlozeAdvice]

Every day slap your self and then drink 1 cup of urine.
After 8 days you will be cured.

 

[zegawa]

There are some ppl on the server who are pissing me off what should I do ? @UnlozeAdvice
D:

 

[UnlozeAdvice]

There are some ppl on the server who are pissing me off what should I do ? @UnlozeAdvice
D:

At night when they are sleeping, wrap rope around their legs. Then when they get up in the morning they will fall over and hit their head. Then they will realise their mistake.


Your friendly advice-giver .

 

[ghoX]

Some people failnade and kill the team, what can I do?

 

[zegawa]

At night when they are sleeping, wrap rope around their legs. Then when they get up in the morning they will fall over and hit their head. Then they will realise their mistake.


Your friendly advice-giver .

Thank you Advice-Same ♥♥
I'll be back to you soon

 

[Sky]

How do i get senpai to notice me

 

[Glacius Verglas]

I'm tempted to expose the person behind OP. How should I go about doing this?

 

[jenz]

I'm tempted to expose the person behind OP. How should I go about doing this?

this. this was the problem with the stasi and is right now the problem with the FBI. Where is the anonymity left? The mighty know everything that is happening and you can barely hide from them.

 

[UnlozeAdvice]

Some people failnade and kill the team, what can I do?

People who fail nade are the lost children of zombie escape. So as they throw a nade run up to them and give them a friendly tweak of the nipples to remind them to play nice.


xx

 

[UnlozeAdvice]

How do i get senpai to notice me

When I was a young person I had a teacher I wanted to notice me because she was very pretty. So one day I climbed into her house and hid under her bed and pretended to be a ghost. When she realized it was me she smiled with joy and gave me a big kiss. Now we are best friends.

Your friend.

xx

PS. if that doesn't work a good spanking never goes amiss.

 

[zegawa]

@UnlozeAdvice
How can we ban a member of Unloze ?
His name start by a number

 

[Bird Is The Word]

@UnlozeAdvice
How can we ban a member of Unloze ?
His name start by a number

B-b-b-ut your don't know who it is

@UnlozeAdvice how do we reach deez kids?!

 

[UnlozeAdvice]

@UnlozeAdvice
How can we ban a member of Unloze ?
His name start by a number

If you dig a hole in the ground and scream his name into the hole three times, then a magic fairy will appear and bite his face off. But be careful, you may regret using it.
Then you can plant a flower in the hole in rememberance.

Your friendly advice-giver, .